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丹尼斯·斯科菲尔德DenieceSchofield
Obvianizationismyfavoritesubject.Howcouldsugsubjectbesosatisfyimeexplain.
Atourhouse,weworkonasystemofiverewards.BythatImean,Idon'theartoomuchaboutitwhenIdht,butIhearplentywhenImessup!Soundfamiliar?
Afterspendinghoursonallfoursgtherefrigerator,Iembereverhearinganyonesay,"Gee,Meratreat!"Andnooneeversays,"l'msogladallthebuttonsareonmyshirtthis"Or,"Aw,shucks,dear,youmadethebed!"But,boy,doIhearaboutitifthere'sabuttonmissing,astickyfloor,oranuimesitseemsthere'sauniversalmisthatIhaveexclusiverightstothesewingbox,themop,andtheli.(I'mdoioreceivethatidea!)
YoutoohavedoinghouseworkislikefihhyllisDillersumsitup;gthehousewhilethearegrowingislikeshovelistopssnowing."
&iverewards.Wefacethemdaily.Dhtandnoodas.Maybeyou'vehere'snotalotofgloryathome.Wedon'toftenreceiveaccoladesorpatsontheback(withtheobviousexother'sDayorFather'sDay).Andwherearemyloyalsupporterstherestoftheyear?Why,they'respillingmilkinmyrefrigeratumersintheirsockdrawers,andvfourhundredcupcakesfortheAmeeting(whichisusuallythisevening).Nowonderwecludethatanizedliviothechildless,thesioioutheartedparents!
Allthisleadsmetowhygettingthingsinorderisexg!Whe,acupboard,oradraweriorder,thatoleareaseemstosay,"Yawonderfuljob!Keepupthegoodwork!"Whatmotivation!It'sterrifictofeelthosewords,becesaretentooneyou'llhe
EverydayIgetlettersfrompeoplealloverthetry.Iosays,"TodayIycloset.EveryfiveminutesIgoiolookatit!"
anizationfeelsgood,andthatgoodfeelingspillsoverintoyourdisposition.Itimproveyourelookonlife.anizedlivisyoufreefromfeelingsofdespair,andstressisgreatlyreduced.Youexperienceafeelingakintorelief.
IrememberwhenIfirstobservedasavingsandlthe"goodfeeling"thatbankingwiththemgavetheirers.SihenI'veofsimilarclaimswaftingthroughtheairways:"We'vegotitandwe'vegotitgood."&quoodthingstolife.""Milkhasit.""MaketheworldyouroysterwithMasterCard."EventhedarouhtheHi-Proglow.
Thesedayseveryoneisonthegoodfeeling.I,too,amittoyou—freee.Allittakesissht,alittletime,andsomegoodold-fashionedwork.
ChristopherRobin(fromA.A.Milne'sWihe-Pooh)saiditbest:&quiswhatyoudobeforeyoudosomething,sothatwhenyoudoit,it'snotallmixedup."
Ifyanizedlivingwithkids,youhaveit.Stickwithmeandweether—gradually,smoothly,aitheroadtoeman.
“条理”
是我最喜欢讨论的话题,这是显而易见的事情。
但是,我为什么会对这样一个无聊的话题感兴趣呢?让我解释给大家听。
在我们家,做什么事的回报往往是消极的,也就是说,当我把事情做得很完美时,几乎听不到赞扬;然而,一旦事情没做好,就会听到很多抱怨!
这听起来是不是很熟悉呢?
我蹲在地上,花了几个小时把冰箱清理干净,却从不记得听到有任何一个人说:“哎呀,妈妈,冰箱可真干净呀!”
我也从来没听人说过:“我今天早上真高兴,衬衫上的扣子没掉一颗!”
或者,“噢,亲爱的,你把床铺好了!”
然而,如果衣服上丢了一颗扣子,地板黏糊糊的,或者没把床铺好,我就会听到抱怨的话。
有时,大家似乎有一个错误的共识:缝纫机、拖把和衣橱是专属于我的。
(现在,我正在努力改变这种观念。
)
或许,你已经注意到了,做家务活就像是把水注进筛子——菲利斯·迪勒作了一个恰到好处的概括:“在孩子小的时候,打扫房间就像下雪的时候扫雪。”
没有人会记住你做得好的时候,然而每个人都会记住你做得不好的时候,我们每天都要面对这些负面回报。
也许你已经注意到了,人们在家中享受不到多少荣耀,我们在家中很少能够得到赞赏或鼓励(母亲节和父亲节除外)。
一年中,在母亲节和父亲节以外的日子,我忠实的拥护者们都到哪里去了?哎呀,我擦干净的冰箱被他们溅上了牛奶,他们把口香糖包装纸丢进了自己放袜子的抽屉,此外,他们还自愿为下次家长会(常常就是在当天晚上举行)提供400个纸托蛋糕。
所以,我们会得出这样的结论:“有条理的生活最好留给那些没有孩子、单身或者心脏承受能力强的父母!”
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